– First, Tangled is up for Book of the Week at Whipped Cream Reviews. I’m begging for votes – go here to vote for me! Please!

– It was my precious Adam Lambert’s birthday yesterday. Happy Birthday!

– My kids didn’t like those peanut butter/chocolate bars. And by the way, they’re super easy to make. Just make peanut butter cookie dough, spread it out in a greased 13 x 9 pan, bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees (or until edges are golden brown), cool for ten minutes. Take a bag (2 cups) of chocolate chips, melt in microwave (1-2 minutes) and spread on top. Chill for 1 hour. Done.

– I really love the Real Housewives of OC. That new chick’s husband Jim is UNBELIEVABLE. I would tell that macho ass to shove it. And she thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread which is good cos she married the jerk. He makes me wanna go blech blech.

– It’s sunny again today. YAY!

– Is it wrong that I want to watch the new GI Joe movie because he’s in it?

I recorded it off the pay per view but haven’t paid for it yet (Directv let’s you do that, so cool). Seriously the only reason I want to watch it is to watch him in action. Is he shirtless in the movie? Yeah, I have issues.

What are you up to this weekend?

But then, but THEN I had to see the pictures from a photoshoot for the upcoming Details magazine yesterday while I was trolling the blogs (thanks Perez). And I hurried my butt over to idolsfourm.com because I knew the rascally ladies who love Adam Lambert would have untainted, large and beautiful copies of those photos for my perusal.

And they did.

Damn you Adam Lambert and your sexiness! The man (or the people behind the man) is a marketing genius. His message is clear. Yes I’m gay but look at me! I tongue pretty ladies! I touch their chesticle area! I give all you ladies out there HOPE!

Trust, the man is never gonna hook up with a lady. And I’m fine with that. He is, after all, selling a fantasy. And he does a damn good job of it, too.

Wanna see more photos? Go here.

Seriously Adam Lambert is my every dirty naughty boy fantasy come to life. I know he’s gay. That’s fine. I can deal with it. But my word. The boy just radiates sexuality! I heart him! Look at that snake! And the butterfly! He’s delicious.

My oldest and dearest friend loves him too – she reminded me that he’s much like our old crush, Duran Duran (yes we go way back). The crazy clothes, the makeup! Oh, it was such a big deal to love those boys back in the day wearing their makeup. So I guess we haven’t changed. We still love the pretty boys singing in their makeup…

So here’s one last pretty pic of my pretty boy.

When I found this picture, someone on the idolforums (OMG yes ok? I have lurked over there on occasion) called these “The pants of endowment.” That made me giggle.

What’s made you giggle lately?

This pic cracks me up. I love that she’s reading but come on! She’s got the tissue to her nose and she’s outside! I walked outside yesterday afternoon and proceeded to sneeze six times in like, a minute. Needless to say, I went back in the house.

In other news, thanks everyone, who’s coming here by Googling Adam Lambert. I heart Adam Lambert! Are we so happy that we’re gonna have a Kris & Adam finale? I am STOKED. A buh bye Gokey!

The boys are comparing nail polish. Seriously! Adam had nine fingers painted black except his thumb. Kris had just his thumb painted. I find that kind of cute. I like Kris but I love Adam more. Yay!

It’s gonna be hot this weekend, like 102 by Sunday. NOOOOOOOO….

What are you doing this weekend? Anything fun?

Because I like seeing you on my TV week after week in yet another interesting outfit, singing yet another interesting song. I haven’t liked all of your choices but that’s okay. You’re diverse. You have a great voice. And you’re freaking cute.

So I really don’t want the good times to stop. I’ll do my part and vote for you tonight (I did last week too because I was concerned and it turns out I had every right to be concerned – gah! Will people never learn from the history of Idol? Tamyra Grey anyone? God DAMN I am STILL pissed that chick got voted out — gasp! — of the final four in season one.). I’m just asking that you do your part and sing a great song(s) – do you all get to sing two songs tonight ? Oooh, that’s kinda cool if you do…

And I won’t split votes but I do think Kris is a cutie. I’d like to have coffee with him sometime (that’s for you, Ames). But that’s another blog post for another day.

Rock on sweetie,

~ Karen

Anyone else watch Hell’s Kitchen? Anyone else notice Chef Scott? Mmm, mmm, no wonder those chefs as romance heroes are popular…

Happy weekend!

And another thing — I voted for my precious Adam Lambert 60 times last night. I felt I had to do my part since the majority of their performances were so good.

I haven’t called in a vote to AI since season 2. I surpassed my old record of voting for Kelly Clarkson 30+ times. So his cute little ass better not be going home tonight!

Sigh. I have issues…

I cleaned out their room and found this. Ken looks way hotter this way. He was a real drip before. I mean, check out the hair.

Kinda reminds me of my new favorite glam rocker right now:

I definitely see the resemblance…

Happy weekend everyone!

But I can’t help myself. He’s the guy you went to high school or college with and developed a crush on. You hung out with him all the time, went shopping together and he’d tell you about his problems with his “friend” and you’d teach him eyeliner tricks when the both of you were bored. He dressed better than you did and his hair looked better too. And finally you realized your crush was going nowhere and you gave up…

He’s just pretty. He has beautiful blue eyes and a nice smile. Oh and he paints his nails. He’s adorable.

Plus I like the way he sings. Watch him below.

Crushing on anyone lately?