August 9, 2008
2:48 am • Filed under: I have issues
Everytime I’m over my boyfriend he does something to make me go, “Awwwww.” Like the car accident where he crushed his fingers (and got a DUI – but hey at least that accident wasn’t his fault!). I’d nurse him back to health, had been my immediate thought.
Sigh. Shame on me. But then I got excited about RWA and took off for San Francisco. Came home ready to write and threw myself into it. Got occupied with thoughts of school starting and the many things that are going on in my life this upcoming week (none of them that exciting, just appointments and stuff).
Then I found this:
Damn it he is handsome! Yes, me and three trillion other tweens think so, too. Gah. I am crazy.
But look at those eyes! I never realized just how purty they are. And they’re claiming he can’t get laid? Goodness. What is wrong with these young women of today? If I were younger and skinnier and not married well I just might’ve gone to L.A. and stalked his ass until I found him.
See? I’m a little deranged. I’m also high on diet Coke at the moment. So forgive me.
And yes I bought the magazine. Just shoot me. I might need to laminate it for fear of drool stains a la my Marky Mark photo.
p.s. – Yeah that married to a porn star article was actually pretty interesting too. So see?! I didn’t just buy it for the sex-ay cover, I also bought it to read! Uh huh…
p.p.s – I will post more RWA photos tomorrow, I swear.
Kelley Nyrae says:
LOL. You’re so funny. He does look pretty damn good in this picture though.
Devilish Southern Belle says:
Heheh, I have a category titled “I have issues”, too! LOL! He does look really good in that photo. I don’t get to see many photos of or hear much about my own boyfriend these days, now that his band’s not on tour anymore.
I love love LOVED! Shadow! I can’t wait to read the rest of your stories and books
Karen says:
I’m so glad you liked my book DSB! Of course you are devilish so that doesn’t surprise me…LOL.
Marisa says:
Karen, Never forget about Marky Mark! I just got one of those digital photo frames and I filled it with all my favorite pictures – AND THAT INCLUDED MY PICTURE OF MARKY MARK! (THAT EXACT PICTURE ACTUALLY) ahahahhahahaha